Here we share some of our favourite memes of things that Jesus didn’t say.
“Get with the times.” Said Jesus, never.
You’ve got to love memes and some of our favourites are the #ThingsJesusNeverSaid ones. Here below are our favourite 15, all of which we found on the very witty Things Jesus Never Said Facebook page.
15. “Get with the times”
14. “Then share that Facebook post”
13. “… and teaching them to obey whatever they like best from what I said”
12. “Your sins are forgiven. Feel free to continue leading a sinful life”
11. “I am a way, a truth and a life”
10. “This is your best life now, live your dreams…”
9. “… unless they are illegal immigrants”
8. “… except for all those lazy homeless bums…”
7. “We can’t feed all these people. That would only create dependency”
6. “Why do you tell me they have no more wine?”
5. “You should never talk about religion in public. It’s uncomfortable and rude”
4. “Everybody will totally like you for being my follower”